Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

Comedy is a great way to overcome tense situations and add some fun to celebrations and everyday life. This Valentine’s Day, add a humorous twist to the celebration with some Valentine’s Day jokes for kids. Funny jokes and riddles for kids are the best way to fill your home with love, joy and cheer and sweet laughter. To help you get started, we’ve compiled a list of Valentine’s Day jokes for kids that will put a smile on everyone’s face.

40+ Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

This Valentine’s Day, put the flowers and chocolates aside and give everyone the gift of laughter with these Valentine’s Day jokes for kids. Because flowers and chocolates are nice and sweet but laughing and making memories with family and friends is always a treat. So, try these funny jokes and Valentine’s Day riddles for kids to get your family laughing. Here are 40+ sweet and silly Valentine’s Day jokes for kids that are sure to get even the most serious person to smile.

List of Hilarious Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

1. What did the envelope say to the stamp on Valentine’s Day? Answer: You’re stuck to me now!
2. What did the volcano write on the Valentine’s card? Answer: I lava you.
3. What did the calculator tell his partner on February 14th? Answer: You can always count on me.
4. What did the snail ask his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Answer: Will you be my Valen-slime?
5. What do you call a small Valentine’s Day card? Answer: A Valen-teeny.
6. Why did the sheriff arrest the girl’s boyfriend? Answer: Because he stole her heart.
7. Why did the squirrel propose to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Answer: He was totally nuts about her.
8. What did the bird call her boyfriend when he called her on Valentine’s Day? Answer: Hello Tweet-heart!
9. Why do people love artichokes? Answer: They have great hearts.
10. What did the chef’s wife get on Valentine’s Day? Answer: A hug and a quiche!
11. How did the owl sign her Valentine? Answer: Owl always be yours.
12. How did the toast propose to his girlfriend? Answer: Will you be my butter half?
13. What did the light bulb write on his Valentine? Answer: I love you a whole watt.
14. Why do goalies make the best partners? Answer: Because they’re real keepers.
15. Why didn’t the Valentine’s candy box arrive on time? Answer: Because of the ChocoLATE!
16. Why didn’t the skeleton send gifts to his Valentine? Answer: He just didn’t have the heart!
17. What did the cat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Answer: We are a purrr-fect match!
18. Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Answer: Yes, it’s February 14th.
19. Who is never short of dates for Valentine’s Day? Answer: A calendar
20. Why were the skunk couple crying on Valentine’s Day? Answer: They were feeling scent-imental!
21. Why was the bunny hopping around happily? Answer: He finally found somebunny who loved him!
22. What kind of flower shouldn’t you give on Valentine’s Day? Answer: Cauliflower
23. Why did the blueberry not go out on Valentine’s Day? Answer: He was feeling blue.
24. What did the raspberry say when she proposed? Answer: I love you berry much.
25. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? Answer: He gave her a ring.
26. What did the sheep say to his girlfriend? Answer: I love ewe.
27. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Peas. 

Peas who? 

Peas be my Valentine!

28. Who was the ghost’s date for the Valentine’s Day party? Answer: Ghoul-friend.
29. What did the French cat send his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Answer: Chocolate Mouse.
30. What did the cantaloupe say to his girlfriend? Answer: You’re one in a melon!
31. Where did the burger take his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Answer: To a meatball!
32. What did the ghost say to his girlfriend? Answer: You’re BOO-tiful!
33. How did the orca propose to his girlfriend? Answer: Whale you be mine?
34. What did the drum say to his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day? Answer: My heart beats for you.
35. What did the pickle write on his Valentine’s card? Answer: You mean a great dill to me.
36. What did the baker say to his wife on Valentine’s Day? Answer: I’m dough-nuts about you.
37. What did the snake write on her Valentine’s card? Answer: Love and hisses.
38. How did the bee propose to his girlfriend? Answer: Will you bee mine?
39. What did the refrigerator say to the magnet? Answer: I find you very attractive.
40. What did the octopus say to his date on Valentine’s Day? Answer: Never let go of my hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
41. What did the apple say to his wife on Valentine’s Day? Answer: I love you sweetie pie!
42. What did the needle say to the thread that made it blush? Answer: I love you sew much.
43. What did the scientists say to each other on Valentine’s Day? Answer: We’ve got great chemistry!
44. How did the broom get a girlfriend? Answer: He swept her off her feet!
45. Why didn’t the tree celebrate Valentine’s Day? Answer: She didn’t beleaf in love.
46. What did the squirrel give his Valentine? Answer: Forget-me-nuts.
47. Why was fork so busy writing cards on Valentine’s Day? Answer: He had a lot of Valen-TINES.
48. What did the triangle say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Answer: You look acute.
49. What did the bat tell his date? Answer: You’re great to hang out with.
50. Why did the apple go out with the prune? Answer: Because he couldn’t get a date.

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